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20-04-2006, 07:41 AM
> A British, an American and a Palestinian died and all went to hell.
> The British said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how
> every**** is doing there.... He called and talked for about 5
> minutes...
> Then he asked: Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call
> ???
> The devil replied: Five million dollars... Five
> million dollars!!!
> He wrote him a check and went to sit back on his chair....
> The American was soo jealous, he starts nagging. Me too I wanna call
> the United States, I wanna see how every**** is doing there too...
> He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he
> asked: Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???? The
> devil replied: Ten million dollars...
> Ten million dollars!!!!!! He wrote the devil a check and went to sit
> back on his chair...
> The Palestinian was extremely jealous ... He began nagging and trouble
> making. I wanna call Palestine too, I wanna see how every**** is doing
> there too, I wanna talk to everyone ... He called Palestine and he
> talked for about twenty hours. He was talking and talking and talking
> ...
>
> Then he asked the devil: Well, devil, how much do I owe you for the
> phone call ???? The devil replied:
> Just nothing ... Nothing at all !!!!! But the Palestinian was amazed.
> The devil goes on sayin:
>:mad: Yes, well. It from hell to hell, its a local phone call!!
NO MONEY NEEDED FOR LOCAL PHONE
> The British said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how
> every**** is doing there.... He called and talked for about 5
> minutes...
> Then he asked: Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call
> ???
> The devil replied: Five million dollars... Five
> million dollars!!!
> He wrote him a check and went to sit back on his chair....
> The American was soo jealous, he starts nagging. Me too I wanna call
> the United States, I wanna see how every**** is doing there too...
> He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he
> asked: Well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???? The
> devil replied: Ten million dollars...
> Ten million dollars!!!!!! He wrote the devil a check and went to sit
> back on his chair...
> The Palestinian was extremely jealous ... He began nagging and trouble
> making. I wanna call Palestine too, I wanna see how every**** is doing
> there too, I wanna talk to everyone ... He called Palestine and he
> talked for about twenty hours. He was talking and talking and talking
> ...
>
> Then he asked the devil: Well, devil, how much do I owe you for the
> phone call ???? The devil replied:
> Just nothing ... Nothing at all !!!!! But the Palestinian was amazed.
> The devil goes on sayin:
>:mad: Yes, well. It from hell to hell, its a local phone call!!
NO MONEY NEEDED FOR LOCAL PHONE