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16-04-2006, 08:34 PM
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BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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GIRL : Say you love me Say you love me
......BOY : You love me
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you
GIRL : How soon
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there
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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think
Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
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1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure I checked the whole list again yesterday
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2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
Pupil : "The moon
Teacher : "Why
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
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3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Pupil : "A teacher
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4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black
Customer : "What other colors do you have
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5) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot
Sam : "It's a family tradition
Teacher : "What do you mean
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : "What about your mother
Sam : "She's a woman
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6) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated
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7) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
Student : "Brotherly love
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8) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good ****
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9) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
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10) Teacher : " Can any**** give an example of COINCIDENCE
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
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11) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand
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BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
GIRL : Say you love me Say you love me
......BOY : You love me
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
BOY : I love you and I could die for you
GIRL : How soon
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there
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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think
Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure I checked the whole list again yesterday
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2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
Pupil : "The moon
Teacher : "Why
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it
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3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Pupil : "A teacher
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black
Customer : "What other colors do you have
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
5) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot
Sam : "It's a family tradition
Teacher : "What do you mean
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : "What about your mother
Sam : "She's a woman
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
6) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
7) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
Student : "Brotherly love
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
8) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good ****
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
9) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
http://www.almooon.com/vb/images/sa2.gif
10) Teacher : " Can any**** give an example of COINCIDENCE
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
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11) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand
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